Do I need to tell you? No, I don’t. Be funny. (Folks: This is not a home for creepy pick-up lines. Double check before you send. If it sounds rapey, it’s not going up.)

Hey girl, I know there can only be one winner in this fight to the death, and I want it to be you.
Do I need to tell you? No, I don’t. Be funny. (Folks: This is not a home for creepy pick-up lines. Double check before you send. If it sounds rapey, it’s not going up.)